Monday, March 28, 2011

Mormons

Now I hate to place them in a group alone, but when talking to people they grouped them as one. Grouped as one with different branches. 



The Innocents: 
People who will deny that they are not wrong and are the most close-minded people you will ever meet. They do no wrong and are angels sent from above. They have their own little cliques within their churches and date anyone who is mormon hoping to find a forever soul mate. This usually starts before graduating high school because heaven forbid if they are not married by at least 22 years old, or just barely returned from their mission. They are and try to be affiliated with any group they can; ASUU, Sororities, Frats, SBO..etc. Utah is like Disneyland in their mind because majority of the population are their kind. You will find them at the singles ward, studying, 80's dancing, or getting frozen yogurt. And if you want to have a great time with them, go to one of their parties! The punch is FANTASTIC, the topic of every conversation is marriage, and you get to stay in your own bubble and hardly hold hands.

The mormon ho's & bro's:
Now these are a little different from the mormons up above. Pretty self explanatory actually, but I will identify so you can spot them out in the crowd.
They let loose, let their hair down and have a good time. Some more than others. Most people would title them as "Jack mormons." They support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with those who still practice, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. They indulge in things discouraged by hthe church such as; drinking,smoking, and premarital sex. These types of people are the ones that grew up in a really mormon family and has just moved out and wants to experience everything that they were held back from. Usually joining frats and sororities to get that experience and not being apart of the mormon clan in college because they are "individuals" now. Not thinking about marriage having a wonderful time being bad. They usually start off as closet drinkers and if anyone found out their life was either a.over(takes them a while to get use to the idea they are not doing right), or b. just begun. 




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